Witty Retorts: 44 Insulting Quotes for Your Enemies

In a world where conflicts and rivalries abound, it’s not uncommon to come across individuals who may rub us the wrong way. But fear not, for we’ve got you covered with these cleverly crafted Insulting quotes for enemies to give your enemies a taste of their own medicine.

44 Insulting quotes for enemies

“Insults are like tattoos: you can cover them up with a lot of other things, but when you look at them all together, there’s still a lot of ink on your skin!”

Insults are the best way to get to know someone.

I’m not insulted, but I’d say your insults are pretty lame. – insulting quotes for enemies

Insulting someone isn’t a big deal anymore because everyone does it now.

Insults are like feathers on the wind, they may be small but they can be powerful.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but my words will leave you in pieces.

I wouldn’t insult you, but you seem to be doing a pretty good job of it yourself.

I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

insulting quotes for enemies

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

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“I’m sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Let me write that down in my ‘I don’t give a damn’ notebook.”

You’re the reason they invented the middle finger.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, but you have the mental capacity of a houseplant.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. – insulting quotes for enemies

I’d call you a tool, but even a tool has a purpose.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I think you’d feel right at home there.

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“I don’t always insult people, but when I do, I prefer to do it with style.”

I’m not sure what’s lower, your IQ or your self-esteem.

You’re a loser. You don’t even know how to use social media correctly.

I hate you. I hate your face. – insulting quotes for enemies

You’re as ugly as you are stupid.

I don’t have time to hate you. I’m too busy hating myself.

Your life is meaningless. You are a waste of space in the universe.

You know, some people are like slugs they just keep on coming back.

You can’t handle the truth.

Insulting quotes for enemies

“I’ve been called many things, but never ‘princess’ by a man who didn’t know what he was doing.”

The truth is, you’re a lazy son of a devil.

You’re a douchebag. – insulting quotes for enemies

If you’re not in over your head, how do you know how tall it is?

You’re a fool if you think I’m interested in you.

I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but I don’t like you.

You’re an idiot. You’re the stupidest person on earth. – insulting quotes for enemies

I’m not impressed with your intellect or your looks. Your lack of both is what impresses me.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

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Insulting quotes for enemies

“People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is light within them.”

I’ve got no use for your kind.

You’re a brute. A savage. Your heart is as dark as the bottom of a well.

I’d rather be feared than loved by you.

The enemy of my enemy will be my friend. – insulting quotes for enemies

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

The most powerful weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.

A man who does not know what he does not know is a dancing bear.

I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

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