Are you ready to embark on a journey into the lighter side of retirement? Discover a collection of humorous and funny retirement quotes, captions and words that will make you smile and reflect.
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60 Funny Retirement Quotes and Captions
“When you give up your alarm clock for an early dinner reservation, retirement is the golden age.”
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Retirement: A time when you can’t tell what day it is because every day is a weekend.
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At retirement age, getting lucky entails locating your vehicle in the lot.
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Retirement is similar to a long weekend, but there is no work to be done the following Tuesday.
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The only time you can have a senior moment every single moment is in retirement.
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Now that I’m retired, I have time to do everything I’ve put off doing for so long, like nothing.
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You change from saying, ‘I have to work,’ to saying, ‘I have to nap,’ when you retire.
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The best time to count your wrinkles, not your pennies, is in retirement.
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Retirement: I can now stop making excuses and start taking naps!
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“In retirement, you’re either planning to sleep, sleeping, or wondering why you’re not asleep.”
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When you retire, you stop working to live and begin working to live.
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Having time to read the menu at a restaurant without glasses is the best part of retirement.
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Retirement is similar to winning the I’m too old for this lottery, said one retiree.
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Retirement is the ability to decide whether to stay up past 9 PM or not.
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Retirement is the transition from a briefcase to a beach bag.
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These days, getting lucky entails successfully locating your glasses the first time.
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When you retire, you stop counting calories and start counting your blessings.
Hilarious Retiral Quotes and Words
“Retirement is when you begin operating solely on island time from the comfort of your living room.”
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My superpower in retirement is forecasting the weather based on my aches and pains.
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Until it’s time for a nap, retirement is like a vacation that never ends.
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At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding the TV remote for the first time.
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When you retire, you stop chasing time and start letting time chase you.
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I’ve found that the early bird special is my kind of party now that I’m retired.
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Being a retiree is like being a kid again, but with an allowance that fits an adult.
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At this point, getting lucky entails remembering the reason you entered a room.
Funny Retirement Quotes and Captions
“The only situation in which having a bed, couch, and recliner in the same room is when one is retired.”
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Lifting the remote control is the best exercise in retirement.
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Retirement is the age when ‘getting lucky’ means getting a great parking spot.
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Retirement is the point at which you can stop acting busy for good.
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Retirement is like the longest coffee break ever, but without the coffee.
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At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means discovering my phone without dialing it.
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When you retire, you switch your to-do list for a nap list.
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In retirement, you’re either eating, making plans to eat, or considering your next meal.
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Retirement is when you are unable to recall the day but are aware that it is a good one.
Funny Retirement Quotes and Captions
“The realization that you don’t need to go anywhere but still can’t find your keys is the definition of retirement.”
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At this age, getting lucky entails automatically receiving a senior discount.
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Retirement is when you can finally say, Whatever I want! to the question, What do you do for a living?
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In retirement, Sunday is your favorite day, but every day feels like Saturday.
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In retirement, herbal tea is served during ‘happy hour,’ which begins at 4 PM.
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When you are retired, you can play hide and seek with your own possessions.
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Retirement is like a perpetual weekend, but without the blues of Sunday night.
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At my age, getting lucky means waking up to matching socks.
Funny Retirement Quotes and Captions
“Retirement is the only job where you get to be both your own boss and employee, and you’re terrible at both!”
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Retirement is when you switch from playing golf to playing office politics.
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You can now read all the books you pretended to read now that you’re retired.
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In retirement, every day is a Saturday and you don’t even have to mow the lawn.
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In retirement, the only commute you have is from your bed to the couch.
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Retirement is just like a never-ending weekend, but with more naps. – funny retirement quotes
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When you retire, your boss turns into your dog and both of them start to whine for treats.
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When you retire, you stop working to live and begin working to live.
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You finally switch your alarm clock for a dreamcatcher when you reach retirement age.
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Funny Retirement Quotes and Captions
“Retirement is the only time in life when you can have your cake and eat it, too — for breakfast!”
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Retirement: the time when you can finally put ‘professional napper’ on your resume.
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Coffee or tea are your only options in retirement, and neither is hurried.
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The phrase I’ll do it tomorrow actually means tomorrow in retirement. – funny retirement quotes
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When you reach retirement age, you are so old that even your candles require fuel.
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When you retire, you turn into a full-time storyteller, telling the same tales repeatedly.
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When you reach retirement, you understand that early to bed now refers to before 9 PM.
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You can finally count all the wrinkles you’ve accrued in retirement.
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Retirement: when you can’t remember why you set the alarm in the first place.
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