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52 Sarcastic Love Quotes
When most people fall in love, they can’t tell fake love from real love.
There are people who come into your life pretending to love you just because they need you.
Sometimes the right sarcastic joke can help you take a more positive stand during difficult times in life.
Sometimes motivation can come from small, honest and sarcastic remarks that are also the most funny and memorable.
A good dose of comedy reminds people that no matter how hard life is, a few laughs can make things a little better.
sarcastic love quotes
I have a fake love for you.
It’s not real, but it’s something to hold on to.
I guess that’s just the way things go with me and you.
I’m not sure why people say I love you, because I don’t actually believe them.
Sarcasm is what happens when you tell the truth.
Sarcastic Captions on myself
If you’re in a bad mood and you’re looking for someone to take it out on, try smiling at a stranger. They’ll just wonder what your problem is.
I’m not always mean, but I’m always honest.
You will always be my first love, no matter how many times I’ve moved on.
I’m waiting for you to leave so I can go back to hating myself.
sarcastic love quotes
I don’t love you. I just miss you.
I love you, but I’m not in love with you.
This is the first time I’ve ever been in love and I don’t want it to end.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming.
I mean, I know this isn’t real. But it’s so good!
Sarcastic quotes on fake love
Oh, you’re a beautiful soul. You’re so pure and innocent, I can see right through you.
I’ll love you forever, even when we’re not together.
I’m not saying I’m perfect. I’m just saying that you’re not.
I’m sorry, I don’t love you anymore. It’s actually kind of funny because I never loved you anyway.
sarcastic love quotes
You’re so special to me that I can’t even think of a single reason why I shouldn’t break up with you right now.
I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I decided to say these things in a sarcastic way instead.
I don’t know how it happened, but somehow my love for you has turned into hatred.
You don’t know how to love me, so I don’t need you.
I will be the one who’s always there for you.
You’re not even real, so how can I be?
When it comes to love, I’m always willing to give it a try. But I’m not going to lie: it’s kind of an experiment.
Clever sarcastic quotes about life
If you’re looking for someone to love you, you can’t just sit there and wait for them to find you. You have to get up and go to them.
I don’t know what love is, but I feel it every time I watch Gilmore Girls.
You’re just pretending to be my friend.
I love you more than I love myself
We’ve all heard that one before, right? Well, it’s a lie. Because if you really loved yourself, you wouldn’t be saying that to someone else. And if someone else said it to you, they’re probably just trying to get something from you.
sarcastic love quotes
So let’s stop with all the sugarcoated lies and start being honest with each other.
The worst part about being in love is when you find out they’re not.
I’ve been thinking about how much I love you lately. It’s true that nothing means more to me than your love and support, but the fact is, I don’t think it’s a real relationship.
If you’re looking for love in all the wrong places, I’m pretty sure I know where they are.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
I love you, but I’m not in love with you. I just can’t imagine ever being in love with anyone else.
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Rude, Sarcastic Captions and sayings
I’ve never met anyone I didn’t like.
I’m all about equality. I really don’t care who you are.
Just kidding, I can’t stand most of you.
If you love me, set me free. If I come back, it means you’re still in my heart. If I don’t come back, please burn me and scatter my ashes at the beach so that the ocean can take me away from this place where I am trapped in a cage of lies and deceit.
sarcastic love quotes
I’m not in love with you anymore.
I just want to say that I don’t believe in love.
Love is just a word. – My best friend who’s dating my brother.
I love you but I’m not in love with you, – My mom before she moved to Florida, leaving me and my dad behind.
You’re just a phase, – My therapist when I told her I was going through something hard at school and needed someone to talk to about it because there was no one else who understood what was going on in my life right then (and still).
I love you. I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I love you, but only because you’re so nice to look at.
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