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60 Funny Insulting Quotes For Friends
“Do you have a dictionary? You don’t make my life any more meaningful, so.”
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Snails can outrun you; you’re so slow!
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Were you away when they distributed brains?
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Your face must be healing the world if laughter is the best medicine.
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I would concur with you, but then we would both be mistaken.
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Were you born next to a road? The majority of accidents occur there.
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Have you got a map? I was just taken in by your ignorance. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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Are you Wi-Fi enabled? Because I don’t sense any connection.
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Because you’re constantly exhausted, you must have a low battery.
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You just have bad luck thinking, not because you’re stupid, I say.
Fun Bully Messages for Friends
“It’s fortunate that you are not a mirror because it would have broken by now.”
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You’re like a cloud; when you go away, the day is lovely.
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If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person alive.
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Is there an off button on you, or are you constantly this annoying?
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You just have a ‘smart’ way of displaying it, not that you’re stupid.
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I’m just describing you; I’m not insulting you.
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You would be a button on a remote control if you were any more useless.
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You are the lifeguard the gene pool needs. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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You’re not ugly; you’re just not a contestant’s top priority.
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Brains alone are not enough. They don’t matter in your situation.
Fun Bully Messages for Friends
“Have you got a shovel? Because I have never encountered anyone who is so skilled at doing it themselves.”
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If your brain was made of chocolate, it would be the size of a single M&M.
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You created homework, did you? mainly because it appears that you did.
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You must be to blame for the dictionary’s spelling mistakes.
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Are you composed of tellurium and copper? You’re Cu-Te, but not particularly intelligent.
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You run slower than snails in a race. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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Did you take an IQ test and receive Negative results?
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Were you born next to a road? Because accidents tend to occur there most frequently.
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Your life would receive a D for Dull rating if it were a movie.
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They put instructions on shampoo bottles because of you.
Funny Insulting Quotes For Friends
“Can you count how many friends you have? I heard you’re good at math.”
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A wireless phone might trip you up.
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You’d be a sandwich if you were any more inbred.
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Your face is so beautiful it could make an onion cry.
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Are you Wi-Fi enabled? since I don’t sense a connection.
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Are you eating only seafood? You eat food whenever you see it!
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You’re always blocking the sun, like a cloud. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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You can’t be real, so you must be the square root of -1.
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If ignorance is bliss, then you must be the happiest person on the planet.
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Have you got a map? I was just confused by your nonsense.
Funny Insulting Quotes For Friends
“Did you overlook paying the Wi-Fi bill? mainly because you’re disconnected from reality.”
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You are so illiterate that you believe a thesaurus to be a type of dinosaur.
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You’re a headache on a human scale.
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Did you prepare for the exam? Your grades indicate otherwise, after all.
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Is your phone screen cracked, or is that just your reflection?
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You’re useless and annoying, like a broken pencil.
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Your brain must be the size of a pea; it is so tiny. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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Are your baby teeth still there? It would explain why you are immature.
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They issue warnings about the risks of talking excessively because of you.
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Are you always so stupid, or are you trying extra hard today?
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Funny Insulting Quotes For Friends
“Was it cloudy when you were born? Because you dampen everyone’s spirits.”
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You’re the missing link connecting amoebas and humans.
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Your face must be healing the world if laughter is the best medicine.
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You have a lot of words, but no real meaning. You’re like a dictionary.
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You’re the sort of person who would get lost in their own house.
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If you were any denser, light would not be able to pass through you.
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Even your shadow is dozing off because of how boring you are. – funny insulting quotes for friends
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Do you recall being expelled from the stupid factory for being too dim?
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Couch potatoes are what you would be if you were a vegetable.
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You always steer us in the wrong direction, like a GPS that isn’t working.
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